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Premium apparel for people who survived the meeting, ignored the memo, and still showed up looking better than everyone in business casual.
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For the quiet guys who stand tall while everyone else panics about the TPS reports.
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Survived another soul-crushing meeting? Same. Wear the evidence proudly.
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"Would promote, but then who would do the actual work?"
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