Free Shipping on Orders Over $75 — Even HR Can't Stop This Deal
CUBICLE REBEL CLUB
Monthly exclusive drops. Zero meetings. Free shipping. Skip, swap, or cancel anytime — because we respect your time.
MONTHLY EXCLUSIVE DROP
A brand-new tee every month that nobody else can buy. Ever.
EARLY ACCESS
Shop new collections 48 hours before the general population of corporate drones.
NO-MEETING WEDNESDAYS
Exclusive 'No-Meeting Wednesday' merch drops. Because some things are sacred.
FREE SHIPPING ALWAYS
Free shipping on every order. No minimum. No strings. No TPS reports.
CHOOSE YOUR PLAN
THE INTERN
- 1 exclusive tee per month
- Free shipping on club orders
- Early access to new drops
- Digital 'Resignation Letter' template
THE REBEL
- Everything in The Intern
- 1 exclusive tee + 1 bonus item
- Free shipping on ALL orders
- Monthly 'No-Meeting' exclusive drop
- 15% off all store purchases
- Priority customer service (skip the queue)
THE EXECUTIVE
- Everything in The Rebel
- 2 exclusive items per month
- Quarterly limited-edition drop
- 25% off all store purchases
- Free returns, no questions asked
- Annual 'Employee of the Year' box
- Actual corner office energy
Cancel anytime. No exit interviews required. We promise.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
(The ones HR would ask if they cared)
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Unlike your actual job, you can leave whenever you want. No two-week notice required.
What if I don't like the monthly shirt?
Swap it for something else. We're not monsters. We're not even middle management.
Is the 'Resignation Letter' template actually usable?
Legally, we can't recommend using it. Spiritually? Absolutely.
Do you ship internationally?
Corporate rebellion knows no borders. Yes, we ship worldwide.