Free Shipping on Orders Over $75 — Even HR Can't Stop This Deal

Monthly exclusive drops. Zero meetings. Free shipping. Skip, swap, or cancel anytime — because we respect your time.
A brand-new tee every month that nobody else can buy. Ever.
Shop new collections 48 hours before the general population of corporate drones.
Exclusive 'No-Meeting Wednesday' merch drops. Because some things are sacred.
Free shipping on every order. No minimum. No strings. No TPS reports.
Cancel anytime. No exit interviews required. We promise.
(The ones HR would ask if they cared)
Yes. Unlike your actual job, you can leave whenever you want. No two-week notice required.
Swap it for something else. We're not monsters. We're not even middle management.
Legally, we can't recommend using it. Spiritually? Absolutely.
Corporate rebellion knows no borders. Yes, we ship worldwide.