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The shirts that have survived more pointless meetings than you have. Battle-tested by real cubicle rebels.
The shirt that started it all. Bold 'I DON'T GIVE A CRAP' across the chest in distressed military stencil. Over 10,000 sold.
Navy tee with crossed stapler and coffee mug crest. 'CUBICLE WARRIOR' in distressed block letters. Battle-tested since 2024.
Minimalist black tee. Tiny IDGAC logo on chest. Zero flair. Maximum statement. The anti-uniform uniform.