TPS Reports Not Required for Checkout — We Checked

Survived another soul-crushing meeting? Same. Wear the evidence proudly.
The classic. Heather gray tee with the phrase every corporate warrior has thought but never said. Until now.
Black tee featuring a crumpled TPS report graphic with 'SURVIVOR' stamped across it in red. Includes fake coffee stain.
Navy tee with 'MANDATORY FUN' in corporate memo font. Back print: a checklist of soul-crushing activities, all checked off.