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First ever Rebellion Drop. Only 100 made. Heavyweight black tee with gold foil 'RESIGNATION ACCEPTED' on back. Numbered edition.
Limited to 150 pieces. Premium navy tee with vintage clock graphic showing 4:59 PM. 'ALMOST FREE' in distressed gold.
The grail. Only 75 made. Features a photorealistic red Swingline stapler graphic. 'I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER' on back.